Worked at Pirates League yesterday:
Me: Have you heard of Captain Jack Sparr-
Boy Pirate: DUH I have, he's my second favorite.
Me: Who is your first?
Boy Pirate: Davy Jones, I only like bad guys. I like Star Wars but only the dark side.
Me: So no love for Luke Skywalker then?
Boy Pirate: No no no, but I do like Harry Potter.
Me: You do? But he's good!
Boy Pirate: I didn't say I like /him/, I like the movies! Voldemort is my favorite. I'm just on the dark side.
A normal day at work for me!